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In the tradition of our other sister websites like GodHatesFags.com, WackyIraqi researchers have discovered yet another reliable source for your weekly news and opinion. We urge you to read John Shelley's Journal every week, and not to get your news from pinko, liberal media outlets like Pat Buchanan and Rush Limbaugh. We also encourage you to write to Mr. Shelley and tell him how much you love him and his site, and how much you agree with him like we do.

And now, a small taste of Shellyism that you can print out and carry in your wallet. Hopefully it will help you in a time of need—like when you can't find the courage to murder your Muslim neighbor or run over his family with your car.

Just one word of warning, though: watch out for psychological "nudidity."

John Shelley on Islam

Mo-ham-head (pigshit be upon him) was a filthy, subhuman, lowlife dirtbag pedophile. Fact. The Islamic "world" wants it covered up. Awwww jeeeeeez, Mooooooos-lim garbage afraid of The Truth? Rot in Hell, you boy-buggering, pigshit-eating faggots scum!

By following the deviant cult teachings of Islam, one is a murderer. The Koran preaches murder and death and terror, and Islam puts it into practice on a scale not seen for a few hundred years. Diversity is perversity. All Muslims in the US should be deported to any Muslim country, preferably Afghanistan, where they could rebuild the hellhole with what we've taught them. We need to drain the Muslim swamp here in America.

Make no mistake about it the Left is the enemy and they are evil. Being a democRAT and a liberal no longer is a political affiliation and a point of view; it is a chronic mental illness. Liberals and socialist-democRATs are seditionists, traitors, lowlife socialists, and treasonous lying subhuman scum.

Let them die where they live; we don't need this lowlife garbage here. We have ghettos full of unskilled, lowlife blacks who won't work for a living, who won't take personal responsibility for anything, who are welfare-riddled, lazy, drug-addicted, alcohol-addicted and who hate America. Why are we allowing more subhumans into America? Time to wake the INS idiots guys up.

It's a pretty simple concept, really. Eliminating the cause of the problem, eliminates the symptoms, and then the problem itself. A doctor would treat the cause of a malady, not merely the symptoms. The worldwide problem de jour is terrorism, and since 99% of today's terrorism is caused by Muslims, eliminating Muslims will almost completely eradicate terrorism. How to eradicate and eliminate Muslims? Simple. Track down all known terrorists and mercilessly kill them no criminal or civil trials, but use rather military tribunals, with intensive torture and interrogation, and then execute all of them. As far as "moderate" or "peaceful" Muslims, I don't know any, have never seen one, and don't believe they exist. All Muslims are terrorists; it's merely a matter of degree.

Israeli troops, tanks and helicopters staged lightning overnight raids on militant strongholds in the Gaza Strip, killing at least 11 Palestinians and wounding 27. I love it when Israel kills A-rabs and Mooooooos-lim garbage! Go Israel, go! I'm getting giddy.

Time to attack and kill millions of the subhuman gooks in NK. Destroy all their armies and weapons. You want to fuck with us, yellow dog slopes? Get ready to die, NK filthies! North Korea Diahrrea would launch a ballistic missile attack on the United States if Washington made a pre-emptive strike against the communist state's nuclear facility, the man described as Pyongyang's "unofficial spokesman" claimed yesterday. Bwahahahahahahaha!!! Stooopid gook filth! We're not leaving, subhuman lowlife slopes. Bring it on, Chi-Comm Chink-filth. Bring-it-on, commie filth!

Take a look at this left-wing wacko, liberal scumbag's website, called Wacky Iraqi; it features a perverted, America-hating liberal's twisted view of reality. I'm "featured" at the top left. This guy's a warped, deviant liberal puke, America-hater.

Mr. Shelley runs a garden center in Felton, Pennsylvania. You can read all of his thoughts on the "John's Journal" section of his company's website at gdnctr.com. Tell a friend.