09.08.2002 (Monday) Tony Blair Crushing Hard on George W. Bush Prime Minister Battling Puppy Love, Iraq LONDON, UK (WI) -- In an exclusive memo leaked to WackyIraqi.com this week, British Prime Minister Tony Blair describes a terrible torment gripping him in his relationship with President George W. Bush. Bush's only foreign supporter in his campaign against Iraq, Blair is apparently "crazy in love" with the tenacious Texan but hasn't been able to admit it publicly yet. Critics in Parliament and Congress say that he is probably only supporting US policy in Iraq to make Bush like him. Vice President Dick Cheney dismissed that notion as "ludicrious", but admitted that he didn't care how they got support, just so long as they get to bomb the darkies. Though Mr. Blair has refused to comment on the issue, sources inside 10 Downing Street obtained a sales reciept for a new desk, apparently purchased for Blair after "someone" mysteriously carved TB + GWB on one of its mohagany panels. President Bush also refused to comment directly, but White House Press Secretary Ari Fleisher did admit, "Even if these aligations are true, the President has made it clear to Tony that, while he loves the Prime Minister, he's not in love with him." Recent Headlines: Redskins Change Name to Washington Ragheads (09.06) Jacko in Strange Public Appearance, Young Boys (09.04) King George II Declares War Without Parliament (8.26) U.S. Funds, Condemns Iraq's Chemical Weapons (08.19)